Parenting toddler quotes to make you laugh out loud because we all know how hard parenting a can be!
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Parenting a 2 year old can sometimes be the worst! From potty training to daily tantrums.
It’s one of the worst and best stages!
One second they make you want to tear your hair out, and the next second they’re being so cute you wonder how you could ever be upset with them.
I’d have to admit, they are the cutest when they’re sleeping!
The following quotes have rung true to me at one time or another! We all know the struggle! #parentingtoddler, #thestruggleisreal
36 Parenting Toddler Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud
“Nothing says we’re going to be 7 hours late like my toddler yelling, “Nooo! Don’t help me!” – That mom lady
“A friend asked what parenting toddlers was like, so I hid her keys, headbutted her in the face, and then told her I loved her more than all the stars.”- With love, Becca
“Communicating with a toddler is difficult. It’s like trying to explain what color number 4 smells like..” – Love the #momlife
“Bedtime is the leading cause of dehydration in children.” –Kountry Cuties
“Toddler (n.) Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a lovable creature.” –cheezburgerpins
“No, officer, I haven’t been drinking; My child just needed to hand me everything from the back seat.” –Bable
“Hell hath no fury like a toddler who wanted the green cup instead of the orange one.” –mum’s grapevine
“No Cookie unless you have 5 bites of chicken, okay no cookies unless you have 3 bites of chicken, I will give you the entire sleeve of cookies if you lick the chicken.” –digital mom blog
“You don’t know fear, until a toddler tries to put sunglasses on your face, when you’re not expecting it.” –Paige Kellerman
“I love the toddler calendar. Today is tomorrow. Christmas was yesterday. And they don’t need to bursh their teeth right now because they brushed them last year.” –Kathmomdo
“Cleaning the house with a toddler is like trying to rake leaves during a tornado.” –Sahifa
“That moment when you fake being a sleep to help your child fall asleep and you accidentally take a 3 hour nap.” –Crunchy Mama
“Kids: Because having money, sanity, hair, and personal space is overrated.” –Blackcatbettie
“Fairly certain my 3 year old is having a rave in his room right now. But he’s not requesting water. So…carry on.” –With Love Becca
“Me: I love you so much. You’re my sweetheart, you know that? Toddler: *slaps me in the face*- Paige Kellerman
“The 2 y/o grabbed my cheeks, looked into my eyes, smiled sweetly, leaned in close, and …coughed in my face. And that sums up parenthood.” –Jenn H Scott, Babble
“You know you’re the parent of a toddler when you don’t care about the germs on the shopping cart anymore. Let’s face it, your kid is the germ on the shopping cart.” – Stamford Mommy
“Toddler rule #1: Always supervise your Mom’s bathroom trips.” -Unknown
“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.” -Ramblin Mama
“Toddler: A small creature who is only hungry after you throw away the food she refused to eat the first eighty times you offered it to her.” -Hollow Tree Ventures
“What’s it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who is allergic to sleep.” -Digital Mom
“Be Kind to Everyone You Meet. You don’t know if they have a toddler at home.” -Smashed Peas and Carrots
“There should be an energy drink name 6 AM toddler.” – Simon Holland
“A Toddler can do more in one unsupervised visit than most people can do all day.” -Unknown
“No one has more on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime.”-Mom U Pandgo
“You know you’ve grown a lot as a parent when you watch your kid lick something in public and think, “Eh, he’s licked worse.” -Perfection Pending
“Making a toddler laugh is all fun and games until they beg you to do it over and over again while you slowly lose your freaking mind.” -Cheezburger
“Oh, excuse me. Today you don’t like bananas? I’m sorry, I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday.” -Someecards
“When your toddlers are teenagers don’t forget to wake them up at 4:45 Am to tell them your sock came off.” -Dumpaday
“You know you’re a mom when, instead of judging the mother of a screaming toddler, you’re just grateful it’s not your kid.” – Lenny Lemons
Let me know your favorite parenting quote! I’d love to hear it!
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